(The Ultimate Ultra-Light Spinner)
Total Weight: 0.3 ounces (including hardware!)
Invisible Technology: So light you can’t even see it—truly nothing is lighter!
Drag Reduction: 100% drag-free! No aerodynamic profile whatsoever.
Performance Boost: Guaranteed to outperform even the "lightest" competitors—because less is literally more.
Unmatched Simplicity: Installation takes zero time and no tools. Actually, don't even install it.
Engineering Overview – Aero-Zero Spinner
The Aero-Zero Spinner is fabricated from a proprietary blend of Transdimensional Aerogel and quantum-threaded unobtanium, resulting in a density profile that approaches negative mass under specific lunar-aligned harmonics. The mounting hardware—constructed from vibranium-titanite infused hollow-carbon neutrobolts—secures the spinner with zero-point torsional resistance, ensuring that the spinner does not, in fact, spin. The aerodynamic profile was developed using Inverse Computational Fluid Dynamics (ICFD), allowing for absolute laminar flow in the absence of physical form. All surfaces are treated with a nanoscopic application of Polyphasic Hyperglide, a friction-nullifying compound synthesized at sub-cryogenic temperatures in a magnetic vacuum. The resulting structure achieves total invisibility, perfect weightlessness, and theoretical lift contribution of 0.000001 lb under ideal conditions (unverified). Certified by the International Bureau of Massless Avionics (IBMA) for non-impact aviation performance.
Special Offer:
Available exclusively today. Limited stock. Order two for multi-engine Lancairs. Single cost is $399 plus shipping and there is currently a wait-list so order soon and often. (1)
Act now!
Warning: Aero-Zero Spinner may cause intense envy from pilots still burdened by visible spinners. There have been reports of FAA inspectors grounding aircraft for appearing to not have all parts of the propeller installed. We recommend coating the Aero-Zero spinner with Tempest fluorescent orange paint for visibility. At at application of 4 mils the paint will be visible and add 32 grams to the W&B calcs.
(1) Sales tax will apply to residents of Texas as the fabrication facility is located in Uvalde. Stay tuned for more exciting Lancair developments in the coming months.
